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UKEEP EP

by Two Channels

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VERSE 1 And so it begins Another means to an end Medicate into submission Ignore all intuition CHORUS I had a dream last night, As the moon stood watch. The skyline set ablaze The sun lost and misplaced I'll come back one day Back into what I used to be If I ever was, but for now Plan my killing spree VERSE 2 Coalesce in repression Blood stained walls confine Step out of reason As sanity unwinds CHORUS 2 I had a dream last night, As the moon stood watch. The skyline set ablaze The sun lost and misplaced I'll come back one day Back into what I used to be If I ever was, but for now Plan my killing spree BRIDGE And so it began A hiding place when we ran\ These repressive walls confine\ They crumble as I unwind Watch me burn Feel the crash The pain is real Hold up your flag Carry on for the carrion of our sins Deception comes from within My absolute intention Is a final intervention CHORUS 3 I had a dream last night, As the moon stood watch. The skyline set ablaze The sun lost in a rage
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Inertia 04:23
VERSE 1 Common ground in the point of collapse A boiling point found in the collective Not a generation but a rate of motion The will of the majority infected PRE-CHORUS A Promise of Potential Never means anything to me Falling short the eventual reality CHORUS Unity in outrage A single cause for a million choices 99 out of a hundred Will never share one voice VERSE 2 Deafening silence slowly grows Solace outside of the comforts that they know No more lies, used to subdue and bound A torch to burn this, whole world to the ground PRE-CHORUS A Promise of Potential Never means anything to me Falling short the eventual reality CHORUS Unity in outrage A single cause for a million choices 99 out of a hundred Will never share one voice BRIDGE SECTION 1 If everything just falls Who notices when I bring down the walls nothing left to confess The cycle separates nothing from the rest BRIDGE SECTION 2 Trapped in perpetual Struggle to be empowered Atomic desires Devour the will of a coward Rotting flesh of a million Left to spoil in the air To the streets in masks Molotovs carried by the welfare VERSE 3 A shared will in the moment of destruction The limits exposed on dissection Be the ca talyst for insurrection The top prevails while the rest die of infection ENDING Is it evil to enable or deprive Better to teach or deny Should we enlighten or enslave Allow a future not engraved
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VERSE 1 Awakened to the sound of my solitude The earth moves with another magnitude Alarms in the distance as the building shakes All I can think about is our mistake CHORUS Our back against the wall Side by side as it all begins to fall Our last defense turns to debris One last breath while LA Breaks into the sea Each tie we build back the world together From collapse we grow into something better Lost in the dark but I fell you there No devastation will ever compare -Blue eyes, freckles and golden blond hair VERSE 2 Isolated in a concrete wasteland Irritation in my eyes from the bland IN our log cabin the walls keep pushing in Blood continues to rise as patience wears thin BRIDGE A life raft A light in the sky Another try, Another Lie My closest friend My reason why Another night, another fight END There is no perfect diamond Organic yields imprefection Reality is never black and white Bute when I see you perfection delights I am here for your purpose My muse you continue to surface Everything I'm capable of Everything I truly love Will all rise with us above
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VERSE Commencement motivated by my fear Perpetuated by my pride Everything in my life hinges on what I decide PRE-CHORUS We are born into te cold But nurtured from birth To know the warmth of safety nothing lasts on this earth CHORUS From inception we feel a purpose We know meaning hides underneath the surface But when all is lost to the mundane All we learn to recognize is the pain VERSE 2 Seduced by a serpent Putrid behind beautiful eyes Surrendered to an animal Its every breath is for my demise PRE-CHORUS We are born into te cold But nurtured from birth To know the warmth of safety nothing lasts on this earth CHORUS From inception we feel a purpose We know meaning hides under the surface But when it falls to mundane Each day continues to drain- You can't hide from fear of loss Or what you may never gain BRIDGE Surrounded by the unknown Close enough to reach out and touch Feels like inspiration But is another self imposed crutch I don't want to know remorse I want to rip what I want from the source A childish need to take what I deem mine Further from a reflection I know I decline This hunger is not who I want to be An endless thirst does not make who I am When this started, when it all began I was a much better man

about

Melvin Ferd III, a stereotypical 98-pound weakling, works as a janitor at the Tromaville Health Club in the fictional Tromaville, New Jersey. There, he is tormented by his customers Bozo, Slug, Wanda and Julie. The Mayor of Tromaville is Peter Belgoody, who, unknown to the citizens of the town, is also the leader of a massive Tromaville crime ring, but hides this fact by promoting good will and proposed justice to the town as a cover-up. As days go by, Melvin's tormentors grow more and more violent, even killing a young boy on a bike in a hit and run and taking photos of the carnage afterwards. Finally one day, they trick Melvin into wearing a pink tutu and kissing a sheep. He is chased around the health club by other customers and jumps out of a second story window. He lands in a drum of toxic waste which immediately causes severe burns and disfigurement. Despite the burning chemicals even causing him to burst into flames, Melvin survives and stumbles home. Drawing a bath to try and scrub some of the chemical residue from his horribly scarred flesh, Melvin begins his transformation into a hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength.

Elsewhere, a group of drug dealers led by the criminal Cigar Face are harassing a police officer by the name of O'Clancy, trying to buy him off. When he refuses to accept the money, Cigar Face and his gang attack and brutalize him. Then, just as Cigar Face prepares to castrate Officer O'Clancy with his gun, a large creature comes out of nowhere and violently kills Cigar Face's goons Knuckles and Nipples, and leaves a mop on their faces as a call sign. Cigar Face survives, but has had his testicles smashed by the creature before escaping. O'Clancy is initially terrified of the creature but soon learns he was only trying to help him as the creature approaches him and politely apologizes for his behavior as he has "never done this sort of thing before". The officer's rescuer, dubbed the "Monster Hero", is the now-profoundly mutated Melvin. He tries to return home, but his mother ends up fainting upon the sight of him. Wracked with sorrow, the Monster Hero builds a makeshift home in the junkyard. Mayor Belgoody is shocked at the deaths of some of his goons, but is still confident that the Monster will not come looking for him, hoping that one of his goons will kill him eventually.

Elsewhere in Tromaville, three men named Leroy, Frank and Rico hold up a Mexican fast food restaurant. Leroy kills one of the patrons and Frank attacks a blind woman named Sara after Leroy kills her guide dog. Frank attempts to rape her, but is attacked by the Monster Hero, who ends up ripping off Frank's right arm. He wreaks bloody vengeance on the three men: Leroy is first covered in whipped cream (and a cherry) before having a milkshake stirrer rammed into his throat, Rico has his hands and wrists plunged into a deep-fryer and Frank is stuffed in an oven. The Monster Hero takes Sara back to her home, where they begin to get to know one another and progressively fall in love. The Monster Hero returns to the Health Club, killing a drug dealer by crushing his face with a weight-lifting machine. There, he attacks popular girl Wanda. Afterwards, the Monster is relieving himself in a back alley when a limo pulls up and a pimp tries to push a 12-year-old girl onto him. When he starts to fight back to save the girl, a group of men come out of the limo. He fights them all off and saves the girl. The Monster Hero soon starts building up a friendly reputation in Tromaville by doing all sorts of "superhero" work from saving two younger boys from being run over by Bozo's car to even helping the elderly to cross the street.

Meanwhile, Mayor Belgoody is becoming more and more aware about what is happening to his goons as not only are they being killed one by one by the Monster Hero, but some of them are also turning themselves over to the police for their own safety. He is now worried that their deaths will lead up to him sooner than he expects and wants the Monster Hero to be taken care of. One night, Cigar Face returns (covered in bandages and casts) and brings along a new group of Belgoody's goons to surround the Monster with guns. Before they fire on him, he jumps up to a fire escape and they end up shooting and killing each other with Cigar Face getting away. The Monster Hero returns to the health club again and attacks Julie. Soon afterwards, he confronts the last of his tormentors, Bozo and Slug, who have attacked an old woman and stolen her car when Julie doesn't show up. Bozo and Slug try to run him over, but the Monster jumps on top of the car and grabs Slug crushing his neck and throwing him out of the moving car. The Monster Hero then confronts Bozo by grabbing him by the face and terrifies him by revealing himself as Melvin from the accident to a horrified Bozo. After several accidents that occur because of Bozo's driving, the Monster tears off the wheel to the car causing Bozo to drive off the side of a cliff. The car crashes and bursts into flames burning Bozo alive, but unaffecting the monster. One day, when the Monster Hero kills a seemingly innocent old midget woman in a dry cleaning store (it is later revealed that she is in fact a leader of an underground white slave trade) by throwing her into the store's washing machine, the Monster Hero wanders back to his junkyard home revealing his true identity to Sara and feeling terrified and guilty for what he has become. Sara however tells Melvin that she still loves him no matter what he looks like and the two decide to move away from the city and take a tent into nearby woods.

However, Belgoody finds out about the Monster Hero's "mishap" and uses this opportunity to call in the National Guard in hopes of finally killing him. Soon Sara and the Monster are discovered in the woods and now surrounded by both the National Guard and the townspeople. Mayor Belgoody comes intent on killing him (whereas the National Guard's request was originally for capture). But thanks to the Monster's kind duties to the town, the people of Tromaville including the Monster Hero's mother will have none of it. Mayor Belgoody's evil ways are exposed after he threatens to kill O'Clancy for trying to take his gun away from him. The Monster Hero then kills Mayor Belgoody by ripping out his organs to see if he has "any guts". The film ends with the townspeople's celebration at the Monster's acceptance and a reassuring epilogue that wherever evil brews in Tromaville, Melvin the Monster Hero, now dubbed the "Toxic Avenger", will be there to protect the town.

And thus: Two Channels is born!

The Toxic Avenger (film). (2014, June 3). In Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia. Retrieved 23:55, July 24, 2014, from en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Toxic_Avenger_(film)&oldid=611441049

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released July 24, 2014

All songs written, recorded, mixed and mastered by Wesley Richards at Riot Ready Records in Inglewood, CA

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Progressive acoustic anarcho-punk rock from El Segundo, CA

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